Friday Fragments | Confessions of a Community College Dean

I acknowledge to obtaining a kick out of Josh Kim’s response to my piece previously this week about epistemic humility. He set himself out there by making one particular very clear prediction with two obvious justifications if he turns out to be improper, properly, at minimum he’s declaring a thing.

His prediction is that the cost of graduate school will go down. (Much more precisely, the expense of master’s diploma courses will go down. All his examples are at the master’s stage.) The justifications are the increase of on the internet learning and the connected increase of massively scaled plans.

Kudos to Josh for staking a declare. I really do not know if he’s right—I occasionally suspect that many master’s degree applications are truly hard cash cows for their institutions, and value-chopping isn’t seriously what dollars cows are about—but the argument is plausible. I wouldn’t be amazed to see a lot more firm-certain postbachelor’s credentials establish above time. They’d supply handle and relevance to the enterprise and small cost to the staff. The catch is that they may possibly not be terribly transferable involving businesses. They would be a type of academic scrip.

These predictions are not mutually exclusive, of study course. And they really do not address doctoral education, which is yet another animal altogether. I really do not know if they’ll show appropriate around time, but it is terrific enjoyable to trace the arguments. And in a couple yrs, we’ll both get to rejoice our prescience or produce columns with titles like “oops!”

My many thanks to the smart and worldly viewers who responded to yesterday’s expose about The Girl’s faculty selection with perfectly-needs. She’s enthusiastic to go, and I’m psyched for her.

Now that the selection is designed, and with her authorization granted, I can ultimately share a single of her application essays with the planet. The prompt and the piece are underneath. She admits heading a bit in excess of the leading, but the humor and voice are utterly her personal, and the penultimate paragraph slays me. Satisfied looking through!


In lieu of an essay or personal assertion, we ask interested applicants to respond to a quick solution issue. The Admissions Committee evaluations responses for quality alternatively than duration. Having said that, the most productive responses ordinarily assortment from 200-300 phrases for each query. Responses that are lengthier or shorter are suitable.

If you could modify nearly anything in the entire world, what would it be? Describe why and how you would alter it.


If I could improve nearly anything in the environment, I’d make it a trapezoidal prism. Or a cube, or a cylinder, or a triangle. Maybe a hexagon or a pentagon, though I’d attract the line at pentagonal trapezohedron.

I can listen to you now, complaining about the scientific impossibilities of these designs, the complications it would pose on the seasons and duration of times, how we’d in all probability slide into the solar as a outcome of our warped orbit and die very hot, agonizing fatalities. How the oceans would wax and wane with apocalyptic extremity, how we would beg for the rapture to an vacant sky as God and Satan alike hid from their creations.

To that, I say: no enjoyable.

If we overlook science for a next and allow for ourselves to take into account the implications of a a few-faced (or six-faced, or 7-confronted) earth, matters get a great deal additional exciting. How would cultures divide themselves along each and every vertex? Would race be defined no more time by pores and skin coloration but by which encounter people today arrived from? Would Columbus, for a minute, feel he was incorrect as his three famed ships slid over the edge of the Earth?

All those people inquiries have the identical implication: “the world” is not described by its shape or scientific qualities, but by humanity, by all those who populate it. The pursuit of scientific information is worthwhile, but not outstanding to the pursuit of humanistic information.

The STEM obsession that has not too long ago flooded academia isn’t totally unjustified health professionals and engineers have normally and will often be a must have to an successful society. But to suppose that this inherently can make everybody else—the poets, artists, musicians, and writers—inferior is not only inaccurate but actively hazardous, not to mention the patriarchal implications of these mindsets (is it definitely any question that academia worships the field that comes about to be male-dominated though invalidating the more feminine-leaning humanities?).

Just after all, what is science for but comprehending the quite individuals who go after it? How they really like and dwell and publish and dance and giggle and cry and burn their leaders when they fail them and deify them when they really do not, and all the million good reasons any one particular person does any just one factor and all the million outcomes to that factor that they’ll hardly ever see.

No make a difference which corner of the planet they are from.


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